Everything you need to know on how to sucsessfully commit a murder.

If you’re interested in the art of ending a life,  I'm going to tell you the sure fire way to successfully commit a murder. Now I have not killed anyone, I have watched a lot of interviews with killers and they say tips on what they did. I am clinically sane. First you have to be sure, you have to mentally prepare yourself. If your in the middle of stabbing someone then you realize you were never meant to be a killer things aren’t going to end up well. You're either going to let them go and they'll tell the police and you'll get arrested, or you'll end up killing yourself and they'll keep on living. Am I right? Yes I am. Your probably thinking "I'm ready to kill now!" Shut up. your not. If you go out and kill someone now you’re going to get caught. You have to see faces differently if you really want to be successful. I suggest sitting in a public place and pick someone. Just look at them. Picture they're life. Find weaknesses.  Once you feel you have been connected with your inner psycho

tic killer, You  haven't completed the second step. Part of putting yourself in the right state of mind is not having feelings or regret. You have to think (If you’re psychotic) that its your life to take, that they did something terrible and the price is they're life. Now that you have made yourself immune to the feelings of people, We get to the fun part. Picking your victim is like a balancing act. Almost every killer picks someone they know. I'm telling you now if you want to not be caught then pick someone you don't know. In 2008, 24% of people were killed by family members, 58% by someone they knew and 34% were murdered by there partner. If you really want to kill that awful ex, don't do it. You will be the prime suspect. Now that you know to kill a stranger, kill them in a different city. But not to far, if you drive to long you'll get tired and if you fly somewhere they can say you where at the place at the time of the murder. Kill just outside of the main interest of the police. When the police start the investigation, you should be gone so fast they wouldn't even know you were there. Make sure to not kill where a lot of traffic always comes through. Most of the murders committed uses a gun. now that is a good way to kill someone but they can trace the bullet back to your gun. If you're going to shoot someone make sure you don't use your gun. The number one rule that almost nobody follows is leave the body where it falls. Don't try to move it, You will leave clues that you were there all around. How ever, you should prevent leaving evidence and clean up the parts you did leave. For example you should wear gloves to hide fingerprints. Wear minimal thickness gloves because if you wear thin latex ones then you can still leave a finger print. Timing is everything. The best crimes are committed when unaware surrounding others are asleep. As much as your fellow psychotic killers would appreciate the effort of wearing a creepy clown mask, don't do it you have to not stand out. people remember seeing a clown run away from a shooting. When it comes to tools don't use your own brands unless they are very generic. Make sure you pay in real cash and buy your tools a month before you commit a murder. Shop in large chain stores where none knows you out of town. You have to have a alibi. Sign up for clubs and stay in hotels with no cameras. The best way to get away from a murder is biking. you can get off roads quickly and when your home make sure you change your tires because they can trace your tire marks back to you. Have a simple solid story and don’t say anything to detailed or they will start to wonder. And the last must do steps in avoid TV or papers the police will try and psych you out. Last but not least if you get caught, don't say anything, ask for a lawyer, know your rights and don't tell anyone.